The Happy Prince, and others. This role requires advanced piano skills. Please contact tom.carson@smiletheatre.com for music sides.

Samuel is a retired pianist living in Halifax. He has been married to Clara for over 30 years, and they are confronting the realities of aging. Ideal age is 80s. The character is a transgender male.

First Nations (MUST BE) Taser's son - Nova Scotia local, 6-14 (SMALL), must be able to SWIM. Dooley is the foul-mouthed, mischievous son of Taser and likes to get what he wants, when he wants it. Needs to be able to run, cannonball in the water and be sly. He blackmails Backwoods and Audrey and loves avoiding getting in trouble with his dad at all costs. High energy but able to focus on the task at hand.

First Nations (MUST BE) Taser's daughter - Nova Scotia local, 6-14 (SMALL), must be able to SWIM. Mary Frances is the precocious, curious daughter of Taser and likes to taunt the adults around her. Needs to be able to run, cannonball in the water and have fun.

All ethnicities, must be a Nova Scotia taxpayer and local. This big guy, probably a mechanic or construction guy on his lunch break, just wants to eat his sushi in peace and go to the restaurant’s bathroom. But Todd is holding up the stall and frustrates him. Subtle and sarcastic.

All ethnicities, must be a Nova Scotia taxpayer and local. Just wants to enjoy a drink at the Leaky Pipe but has to fend off the locals to have a beer in peace.

All ethnicities, must be able to DRIVE, must be a Nova Scotia taxpayer and local. These Conch trades workers just want to park so they can clock in at the refinery, but Taser has taken up all the spots. Please give a read for both roles. These workers are frustrated, but not over-the-top.

All ethnicities, must be a Nova Scotia taxpayer and local. A by-the-book environmental consultant asked to evaluate a recent refinery spill. Wants to do a good job but not willing to risk their health for it.

Caucasian, white/grey-haired, (would prefer bearded) Must be a Nova Scotia taxpayer and local. An Imperial Valley old-timer that loves bologna sandwiches and his hometown. Fake teeth or dentures not required but is an asset.

Description: Katie is a wife and mother who’s spent years putting everyone else first. She’s not a villain, but she’s dangerously close to becoming one. Her quiet flirtation masks a deeper ache—a need to feel seen, desired, and alive. What looks like cheating might actually be a cry for help. Emotionally complex and layered, Katie balances guilt, longing, and self-protection until the truth finally breaks through. H/M/W: Casual-chic: tailored blouse, slim jeans, wedding rings (worn at first then removed), neutral makeup, hair slightly tousled from the night.

Description:Dan is the kind of guy who sees everything but says nothing—until he can’t anymore. As Aaron’s best friend and former confidant of Katie’s, he’s torn between loyalty and moral duty. This is a man who wants to do right by everyone… but tonight, that’s impossible. He pushes for answers not just for Aaron’s sake, but to shake Katie into accountability. H/M/W: Driver-style wardrobe: dark jacket or hoodie, fitted tee, jeans. Hair clean and short. Neutral grooming, with intensity in the eyes.

Description: Katie’s emotional escape. He’s flirtatious, confident, and unaware he’s been caught in the middle of something much bigger than himself. Appears only briefly. H/M/W: Casual date-night clothes: open collar shirt, blazer or jacket, neat hair.

Description: Thrives on being the center of attention. A prankster with zero filter, she’s confident, flirty, and quick-witted– until her own game backfires spectacularly. H/M/W: Casual but flirty — fitted top (or shirt she can remove for the gag), jeans or shorts. Hair down and styled loosely. Comfortable with physical comedy and improv-style banter.

Description: Plays the role of the oblivious boyfriend at first, but is sharp, calculating, and knows exactly how to flip a prank on its head. Calm and collected until it’s time to drop the hammer. H/M/W: Neat casual — button-up or henley with jeans/chinos. Clean-shaven or light stubble.

Description: Brooke’s best friend and co-conspirator. Helpful and quick-witted, but with a secret connection to Jason that makes her loyalty questionable. H/M/W: Trendy casual, fashionable but comfortable outfit– skirt and shirt, t-shirt and jeans, mini summer dress. Hair styled, natural makeup.

Description: Jason and Brooke’s landscaper, pulled into Brooke’s prank under the guise of being “Alejandro.” Oblivious to the deeper drama, plays it cool through the chaos. H/M/W: Outdoor work gear (T-shirt/tank, work pants, boots). Comfortable with physical comedy and light intimacy.

Description: Jason’s mother. Here for the surprise party reveal, caught awkwardly in the middle of Brooke and Jason’s blow-up. H/M/W: “Party guest” casual — neat, colorful outfit.

Description: Jason’s father. Mostly reacts to the chaos with understated confusion. H/M/W: Simple casual — polo or button-up with jeans.

Description: A quiet but observant boy with a sharp eye for details adults miss. His bravery emerges when he decides to expose his stepmother’s betrayal, risking her wrath to protect his father. H/M/W: Casual; t-shirt, jeans, running shoes, slightly tousled hair.

Description: Charming and composed on the surface, manipulative and calculating underneath. A master at shifting gears between sweetness and venom to get what she wants. H/M/W: Long hair down and styled; sultry makeup; robe and lingerie for ALL scenes.